| AJ and his fiancee, Sarah Martin |
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| Beaver dam her...haha! |
Face it. Our Boys are hilarious. You know it. Now here are some funny quotes, I don't have the names by them, they're just random funny quotes. Maybe if I feel like it, I'll come back and put down who said what. Maybe. If you're lucky.
*=Thanks to my friend April for sending me these quotes.
Random Quotes:
Shake your...oh you mean this.
The day I beat Brian, it will be made public.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
It's South AFRICA you dildo!
Hey, who scratched my *N Sync record?! Was it you?!
The word of the day is 'legs' so baby, spread the word.
It's not the size of the fish that matters, it's the size of the ocean that's important, if you know what I mean.
I don't bowl, I sing, doggone it!
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I blew it!!!!!!!!!
We can't take it off, it's a family show.
Nick, what are kicking? I have no butt.
Shaddup, Leighanne! Awww I love you!
On behalf of all the people in Florida, we BEG you not to have a recount!
Stop filming me!
This is weird stuff. I would never wear this. Oh wait, it's women's clothing...never mind!
If it's true we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Dude, I was a lil' munchkin!
We're sitting here picking our noses, what does it look like we're doing?
By God, we're still waiting for our food!
Holy shitic, B-Rok, you gotta see the toilet! Man it's like a reclinable chair!
Well the ride's great but it's just....oh a bug!
That was one of the cheesy ass photo shoots.
They don't need some whack shhhhhhhiiiiii.......
Sex on TV is okay, just as long as you don't fall off!
She's like oh, I wanna $*&^ you! Oh wait, you can't put that on TV!!
Well anyways, these pants do absolutely nothing for my butt, not like I have one.
My pants are ringing!
The coolest thing about the plane were the Star Trek doors, they would open up and go *pssshhhhh*
Get up there you little piece of shit!!!
My crotch is like scrambled eggs.
I like my sauce hot and spicy just like my women.
We told him a thousand times, you're out of the band so stop coming to rehearsals!
These pants do nothing for my butt. Well actually I have no butt anyways.
I'm havin' a problem with my pants!
Hey I kinda look like that Slim Jim guy! Slip into a Slim Jim, eat me!
I do have to admit I do look at breasts.
Aw, I'm gonna lose a finger, dawg!
Kev, I dare you to put this bra on!
Actually this one is about my size, ain't it fellas?
That's a big ass fricken plane!
I can't get no signal.
We definitely seem to get an awful lot of bras and panties. Very adult things goin' on here.
Should we air out our dirty clothes on the balcony?
Is your name Campbell's Soup? Because you look mmmm, mmmm good!
What the heck is estrogen?!
Are you naughty Catholic school girls?
Nicky, get in the box!
This belt is retarded! I almost lost my pants 3 times tonight!
Last night I dreamed of a giant sushi!
We sacrifice a duck.
This guy's afraid to use the chapstik!
We know about Vegemite.
My little squirrel, Skippy.
Where do I put the sticker?
I was pissed. I mean angry...
I lost all my fucking money.
Sorry, I had to go help a drunk lady that just fell down the escalator.
Damn, this grass is longer than my hair.
Damn it, another tree!
It would have been like, "show me the...BOING!"
So my girlfriend goes up to Brian's wife and says, "I think your husband's head is on fire."
Yo, homie, Gilligan, we's goin' back to dah islands!
It's so funny to sing in front of so many bras.
I am the breakfast burrito man!
Oh man, I don't wanna go into details, but there was a sauna involved!
Brian is a five-finger discount man!
But I don't wanna be a pie!
My brothers Phil and Bill, don't make 'em mad!
He's the one who put me in this cornball looking outfit!
I feel all mashed up in these spandex things.
Why are you trippin'?!
Hey man, we all fart! We're all men, we do it loud and proud!
I got a booty-smacker!
What are we gonna do? Back up and turn around? Hell no!!
Oh, I thought I was a wife-beater or somethin'!
I like bathing suits that are...Grandma drawers? AJ, no.
My favorite physical activity is...Scuba diving nude? No, dude.
My salsa will set your BUTT on fire!
AJ, your butt is falling off.
No onions because your breath smells soooooo bad!
If anyone is a chronic masturbater, it's gotta be Nick.
Johnny No-Name gets more th-thong, thong, thong, thong, thong than AJ does.
Oops I did Justin again, I played with his thing...oh wait, sorry!
Yo man, we're in Brazil! We're not virgins anymore!
I flunked algebra because it had the word "bra" in it.
I tried to sniff coke once but the ice cube got stuck in my nose.
I'd bring music and the Crocidile Hunter on a deserted island with me.
Yeah, I'm cool with it as long as she has all her teeth and stuff man.
I have flaming balls and leap over buildings.
Dave wants to know if you want to go on a date with him, he likes Silicon Valley.
I'm a little tipsy but the cameraman is fucked up!
You see, umbrellas only work when the water comes down from up there.
This is called the Retro-Cowboys-R-Us-AJ-Look-A-Like-Video-Shoot.
Did I ever technically call you a loser?
Smile, Howie. There we go, beautiful teeth!
And I just wanna thank the people who were in charge of the music when we walked out, that was great.
What are you talking about? Kevin, Kevin, Kevin what are you talking about?
I only say the swears that are in the Bible. Like ass, damn, hell, and is shit in the Bible?
Bread and butter baby!
This is some type of Michael Jackson shit.
That's some cool crap, Kev.
The land down under, you better take cover!
If you're stupid, then I'm Justin Timberlake, so please don't be stupid.
All I remember is someone shoving a cake in my face in Germany and I looked like Father Christmas.
They decorate me with cookies and other things when I'm sleeping.
You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot.
Impotence - Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings."
I never sang on "We've Got It Goin' On." That pissed me off.
Eat some chicken soup, take some vitamins and get on a plane.
I'm usually the immature one. I'll sit back and NOT apologize.
We are NOT in love with each other!
I like Nick's butt.
Thank you for letting us into your country.
You need a hot oil treatment all over your hair.
We make fun of him because he always wants to look handsome!
Here's the Queen of England and she's just passed wind and it's like, damn, Queenie, what'd you eat?!
You got some beanie, Queenie, didn't you?
They always behave like a pair of clowns, making silly pet noises.
We're really good mates until he beats me at a game!
Carry on. I like the feel of makeup brushes, they tickle so much!
On the Canadian tour we had a fluffy sheep named Barbara and we'd put it in each other's beds as jokes.
Howie tried to keep me awake by hitting me with the sheep.
So who's Howie? Phoebe?!
Don't touch that door handle, I just cleaned it!
Our sax player and I got into a big water fight!
I was attempting to play soccer in Scandinavia with the band but we got our butts kicked.
Meat Loaf, my man, I love him.
The stuffed teddy bears were part of the skit and I was supposed to ride a roller coaster with them.
Blink, y'all's video is so cool!
Would anyone else put chocolate chip mint over pineapple sherbet and then put caramel sauce over it?!
I was one of those in-between dudes.
I used to mess with this cat all the time, I thought he liked me.
Is Norway in Sweden?
Pardon my French, but, if you do it half-ass, don't do it at all.
I'm a lawn gnome.
Looks like a field goal to me, Bob.
Really, really whack - we didn't get President's Day off, but we got Rodeo Day off.
When you don't know, grow a fro!
It looks like your thing. You know, your thing, yeah, your THING!
It sticnks and it's hot. I'm scared.
I feel like a corn cob right now.
Until we can do a cane-routine.
There was one show when I ripped my pants out.
I put my hand back there and I could feel my whole butt!
I'm a Barbie girl!
Canadians have those cute little accents, eh?
I'm trying to bad but nobody will let me.
It's phat to death, man!
Have you seen Gods with pimples?
Oh I thought you said Nick Washten.
You know what? Okay man, you totally ruined it. We'll be back.
When all else fails, you just gotta grab it with your finger, but then you got it fallin' off the plate then it doesn't work.
I've got a wet bum!
That was the most God awful piece of crap song we ever did.
Did you call my room last night and say you were Vanilla Ice and invite me to a party?
I'm here chillin' in my Speedo.
We want it the cheesy, meat way!
I'm like coffee, I grind so fine.
Oh my gosh, pardon my lisp, but CENSOR!
Hey whenever you feel, blah, just yell "damn the man!"
"Around the World" Quotes: (And these even have who said it and what they were talking about! Are you impressed? You oughta be!!)
Aww, man, I ain't ready! -Nick not ready to go on the trip
Oh there's a big one, is that it? -AJ trying to find the jet
This is a big ass fricken plane! -AJ about the plane
Holy cow! -Brian about the plane (in a funny voice)
Well lets go, it's gettin' cold on my feet, c;mon lets go! -AJ wanting to get on the plane fast
BSB around the world! -Brian (in a funny voice again)
Perty bird! -Brian about the plane
We're goin' on a plane. This is the plane. We love the plane. -Nick about the plane
Holy crap it's a mansion that flies! -AJ about the plane
It's a fricken suite! -Kevin about the plane
It had a gigantic king size bed we were all fighting over, obviously. -Brian about the bed
We tried to keep our sections to ourselves. -Howie about the bed
About a minute was as long as you could take a shower, so I didn't. -AJ about the shower
Knowing me, we would have hit turbulence and I would have fallen out of the shower. -AJ
We had fun trying to break them. We'd open them up then push the button again and again. -Brian about the "Star Trek doors"
I'm Cubby and that's JoJo. We're DJ's. -Cubby the DJ on the plane with the BOys
They came back from wrestling and were like "guys this is history." Kevin about AJ and Nick talking about the history they were making.
Rollin, rollin, rollin! -Nick pretending to drive
We're landing in Tok-Yo! -Brian (he said it really funny)
We gonna see you again? Again? Are we going to see you again?! -Kevin asking the pilots if they'll see them again
Ai yai yai, it's...desolate... -AJ talking about the Tokyo airport (he had to stop and think of the word 'desolate')
I gotta call my wife, tell her I landed in Tokyo. Can't get no signal. -Brian
Gotta love my picture. Isn't that a great picture? -AJ showing people his drivers license
Welcome...to Tokyo... -Howie talking really slowly
Taxi drivers love us, they get a nice tab from the girls for following us to the hotels. -AJ
Come on ride the bus, come on ride it, oh oh! -Brian singing his own song (it's really funny, he 'oh oh's like Nick in ALAYLM)
There's a boat now. I hate boats. I get seasick. But if I turn white, don't get me hurlin', alright?! -AJ (he said it really seriously it was so funny)
See, they know. They know I smell cuz I wear the same clothes over and over again. -Nick on the fans noticing he smells
It was a terriaki burger from McDonalds... -Howie on the food
That's all the tuna that's in these damn things! -Howie on the food again
We're comin' through! Move over! Move! We're Americans! Comin' through! Thank you! -AJ trying to get the other boats in the way to move
It's kinda like a ghetto pirate thing goin' on. Kinda rapper like. I'm not sayin' I'm a rapper or anything. -AJ on his bandana
They said a 20 minute boat ride. That was not a 20 minute boat ride, that was like a 10 minute boat ride! -AJ
Yep, that'd be them. Well, we've reached our destination. -AJ looking at the fans at the harbor
We gotta do somethin' man! -Nick wanting to do something for the fans
Give 'em a little rock, you know what I'm sayin'?! -Nick getting ready to sing for the fans at the harbor
They told us all to put them on and say "G'day, mate!" -Brian about the hats they got in Australia
We are in Sydney, Australia. Down under, man. And I just lost my hat so that's why my hair looks bad. -Howie (in a Jamacain accent)
I'm chopped liver! -AJ singing a bizarre song on the top of the bus (there was more before that line but I couldn't understand it)
Nick, you wanna copa? -AJ asking something to Nick in Australian lingo
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -Brian screaming when the tree came flying at his head on the top of the bus
Excuse me sir, wahhhhhhhh! -Nick not paying attention then realizing there's a tree branch going to kill him
The ol' man shot through! -AJ reading the Australian lingo book
I'm gonna lose a finger that way, dawg! -Nick about the dangerous trees
It was really weird, man. They had the fans in a square like they were gonna fight. -Nick about how the fans were set up
They had some fine ladies over there in Australia, man! -Nick
It was like a scene from Baywatch. -Howie about when the lifeguards gave them their BSB surf boards
I know about Vegemite. -Kevin at a press conference on 'what he knows about Australian culture'
I was playin' the song "The Land Down Under" on the way here. -Nick at the press conference
It's owned by the defense minister of Saudi Arabia. I'm serious! -Brian talking about the plane
We seem to be getting a lot more bras and panties these days. -AJ
Put it on Kev! -AJ about the bra thrown on stage
Put it on dawg, I dare ya! -Nick about the same bra
Back in the day it was all about teddy bears and cute things. Now it's all about the really...more...uhh...adult things. -AJ
It's about my size, actually. -AJ about the bra when he put it on
See, the question is, where did the bra come from? Did they bring it with them or take it off there then throw it on stage? That's the thing... -AJ
I hate flying, but I guess I kinda picked the wrong profession to not like flying. -AJ
I knew AJ was flyin' it cuz it'd go whoooaa! Whoooaaaa!! -Kevin about AJ piloting the plane
It looks like God could just go there and eat some breakfast or somethin'. -Nick about Table Mountain
Nice, phat, BMW ride is cool. -Kevin about the car that took him to the hotel
I was like the what?! The van?! What? Why?! Fine I'll do it for the team. -AJ on how he had to ride in the van instead of the Jag or BMW to the hotel
It's my squirrel, Skippy. -AJ petting something in the van that MIGHT have been a squirrel
I have no earthly idea where the hotel is. And uh, when we get there, I'll ya cuz uh, I dunno where is it. -AJ about where the hotel is
Welcome...to Cape Town... -Howie in his Jamacain accent
Tha's a big cat. -Nick about the cheetah
It was a little big for me. -Nick about the cheetah
Get your hand ripped off by a cheetah. What a great way to remember Cape Town. -AJ about the cheetah
It was the longest version of a song I've ever heard in my life! Der der der der! Der der der der! -Nick about the street band's song of ALAYLM
Here we are at our big, big plane... -AJ
We're off to Rio de Janero...Rio de mucho dinero... -AJ
Different than Tokyo ain't it? These people not calm. These people excited. -Kevin about the fans in Rio (the part after "ain't it?" is in a Jamacain accent)
What's up yo? -Brian talking to the fans from inside the bus
Ooh! Ouch! Ouch man! -All of them about a fan that fell in Rio
There they come...down the street... -AJ about the fans
Where are we goin'?! -Kevin on the bus sounding scared
Hey...say hi! -AJ in a girly voice to the fans
Canada...Canada?! -AJ about a fan's shirt on Rio
Down! Down! Easy girl! -All of them about a fan in Rio that attached herself to the back of the bus
We've been forced to ride in busses because the fans can actually tip vans over. -Brian
Oh god! Oh shiiiiiiiii....! -Nick in the background (no he didn't say the whole word)
No! No way! Listen, we're not getting out here! -Kevin to the security guard that wanted them to get off the bus
See, the dilemma we had was the door to get out of the bus was here *shows hands* and the hotel was over here *shows hands* so the door was on the wrong side of the damn bus! -AJ
Good luck, dude! -Nick to Brian who was going to get off the bus first
D, here's my chap stik. He's afraid to use the chap stik! -Kevin about Howie hesitant to use his chap stik
Holy shit! Shit man! -Nick in the background about the fans
We didn't know what the hell to do or say. -AJ about Rio
I actually got to fly a little bit but shhhhhh! -Kevin
It was completely off the damn chain. -AJ about Rio
I was very disoriented. -Brian (ok this really isn't meant to be funny but it is)
I tell ya, it's been one hell of a trip. We've been around the world. 26,000 fricken miles! -AJ
I'll be glad not to see them! I'm tired of Kevin, Nick, Howie! I'm tired of Brian! no more! 4 days is a long time with those guys. 4 days! -AJ
Welcome to my homeland. Right now I am in the transformation chair. -Howie getting makeup for arrival in NY
*Don't make fun of my hat, it's not my fault! -AJ
*We're in the Macy's Day Parade! -Nick and Brian while on the double decker bus.
*This is one of those cheesy ass photo shoots. -Kevin
*That girl was definitely grade A prime choice. -AJ
| They're in the "mansion that flies!" |
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| No idea who that girl is, but I thought Howie and Brian looked really good, so I put the pic here. |
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